Life

The Four Stages of Life

1)  You believe in Santa Claus

2)  You don't believe in Santa Claus

3)  You are Santa Claus

4)  You look like Santa Claus

Success

At age 4 success is....not piddling in your pants.

At age 12 success is....having friends.

At age 17 success is....having a drivers license.

At age 35 success is....having money.

At age 50 success is....having more money.

At age 70 success is....having a drivers license.

At age 75 success is....having friends.

At age 80 success is...NOT piddling in you pants.